deadspy:

john cried during sherlock’s best man speech and i bet he didn’t shed a single tear while exchanging vows with mary but i guess we’ll never know since only one of those things was important enough to include in the show




the-spinning-teacup:

I want to have Edna’s confidence

(Source: apriki)





witch-in-the-coven:

*opens textbook but doesn’t study* it’s a metphor you see




(Source: gus-waters)



…it’s a metaphor.
45% of Tumblr posts today (via whoianisthisweek)


awkward-humanbeing:

Me: I want to fuck you so much.

Teacher: WHAT !?!

Me: Calm down its a metaphor 



alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once



mackllewhore:

its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.

mackllewhore:

its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.



durbikins:

"UGH, MOM, NO!" shouted the 15 year old who had just seen The Fault in Our Stars as their mother yelled at them for having cigarettes. “I’m not smoking! I’m metaphoring!” 



fuckdatveiltho:

Sirius Black vaguely feeling attracted to other boys in third year

Sirius Black realizing he’s hugely, unequivocally gay in fifth year

Sirius Black falling in love with Remus Lupin in sixth year

Sirius Black pining for Remus Lupin for the rest of his life

Sirius Black pining for Remus Lupin

for the rest of his life



mulletwing:

pardonmewhileipanic:

proudoftheworst:

fuckyehandrewyeh:

nimblenomad:

I’m posting this gif almost entirely because of this mans untuck…

dbz landing.

for a while i thought this was just reversed, but then i realised that you can’t reverse the landing.. WHAT THE FUCK. How you do that son?!

i can barely get out of bed without tripping
and then there’s this asshole

This is some graceful, superhero shit right here. 

mulletwing:

pardonmewhileipanic:

proudoftheworst:

fuckyehandrewyeh:

nimblenomad:

I’m posting this gif almost entirely because of this mans untuck…

dbz landing.

for a while i thought this was just reversed, but then i realised that you can’t reverse the landing.. WHAT THE FUCK. How you do that son?!

i can barely get out of bed without tripping

and then there’s this asshole

This is some graceful, superhero shit right here. 



narcimallows:

smile and clap along
have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
beat-box
scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
start a mosh pit
striptease

narcimallows:

  • smile and clap along
  • have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
  • beat-box
  • scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
  • sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
  • go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
  • start a mosh pit
  • striptease

(Source: toueinc)



ghettoffmylawn:

whatcha thinkin’ ‘bout?

ghettoffmylawn:

whatcha thinkin’ ‘bout?

(Source: snowitt)



thevolutionofnerdy:

People, there is a difference between making fun of something and hate. I’m making fun of the metaphor thing because I love The Fault In Our Stars. It isn’t to be mean, it’s because, as a fan, I find it funny.

Stop mistaking satire for hate.