john cried during sherlock’s best man speech and i bet he didn’t shed a single tear while exchanging vows with mary but i guess we’ll never know since only one of those things was important enough to include in the show
*opens textbook but doesn’t study* it’s a metphor you see
45% of Tumblr posts today (via whoianisthisweek)
Me: I want to fuck you so much.
Teacher: WHAT !?!
Me: Calm down its a metaphor
Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once
its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.
"UGH, MOM, NO!" shouted the 15 year old who had just seen The Fault in Our Stars as their mother yelled at them for having cigarettes. “I’m not smoking! I’m metaphoring!”
Sirius Black vaguely feeling attracted to other boys in third year
Sirius Black realizing he’s hugely, unequivocally gay in fifth year
Sirius Black falling in love with Remus Lupin in sixth year
Sirius Black pining for Remus Lupin for the rest of his life
Sirius Black pining for Remus Lupin
for the rest of his life
I’m posting this gif almost entirely because of this mans untuck…
for a while i thought this was just reversed, but then i realised that you can’t reverse the landing.. WHAT THE FUCK. How you do that son?!
i can barely get out of bed without tripping
and then there’s this asshole
This is some graceful, superhero shit right here.
- smile and clap along
- have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
- scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
- sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
- go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
- start a mosh pit
People, there is a difference between making fun of something and hate. I’m making fun of the metaphor thing because I love The Fault In Our Stars. It isn’t to be mean, it’s because, as a fan, I find it funny.
Stop mistaking satire for hate.